An Ugly Christmas Sweater Coozie
A big part of the fun of the holidays is wearing what has come to be known as ugly Christmas sweaters. When the holiday became increasingly commercialized '50s, these sweaters also became popular. Now it's a huge tradition, and people even organize ugly sweater parties, the first held in Vancouver, British Columbia.
But it seems drinks didn't want to be left out of the party, and these tiny versions of ugly sweaters we see above are made explicitly for them. While these sweaters aim to keep us warm, they do the opposite for these drinks by keeping them cool and are exciting holiday gifts.
Bathe In The Tubble
Even without knowing the health benefits of taking a hot bath, the refreshment it provides a person is undeniable. One way it does that is by relieving sore muscles and reducing inflammation. So, of course, any bath lover would adore this inflatable bath as a holiday gift, but we don't imagine they'll use it in the snow.
Although, whether to take a hot or cold bath during the winter is usually under much debate. But both are options. According to health tips from Lybrate, cold water baths are recommended in the mornings, while hot showers are better in the evenings.
Toilet Snake Prank
Because of the plumbing design, snakes can get into your home through a toilet. Finding a snake in the toilet bowl sometimes happens in summer in Australia and some sub-tropical Asian countries. Snakes can swim through sewers and contort themselves through the S bend of your toilet pan to surprise you.
For those who have very playful loved ones, maybe this isn't such a weird gift to give. This prank toilet snake will have guests reconsider where they ease themselves. Just imagine someone opening the toilet lid to have this spring up! Hopefully, they don't panic and pass out. It is available on Amazon for just under $40.
Canvas Tote Bag With Secret Wine Outlet
The versatility of tote bags seems to be their central selling point. The fact that they come in different materials and colors makes them useful for many things and fashionable for almost every outing. Tote bags are advertised as comfortable and reusable plastic bag alternatives, accommodating all the essentials for traveling.
And speaking of essentials, A bottle of wine certainly fits that category for wine lovers. They must be excited to receive the canvas tote with a secret wine outlet as a gift. Now they can have a glass of wine anywhere and reap the heart-health benefits of drinking it in moderation.
A Book on Being Weird
Everyone is weird in their own way, but who knew it was such a wonderful thing? Many of us may have been called weird at one point in our lives, and our perception of that word makes us feel like something is wrong. However, this book lets people know that their unique weirdness is excellent.
These pages by Kathryn and Ross Petras is an inspiring collection of statements by singers, poets, actors, comedians, activists, designers, athletes, and philosophers. They share wise reflections on what it's like to be a round peg in a square hole. Every statement is a powerful, positive reminder that being entirely unapologetically you is a recipe for success.
Combined Fishing Pole Coozie
Who would have imagined drinking cold beer while fishing would present such a dilemma? In 2017, firefighter Jake Rutledge found himself wanting to be able to relax with a drink in his hand without having to put it down while fishing. It led to the invention of the Chill-N-Reel combination fishing pole.
We must appreciate those who go above and beyond to get the perfect gift for their friends. It doesn't matter how weird and different their interests may be. For example, with the Chill-N-Reel fishing pole, fishing becomes much more fun, and one can reel in their catch without spilling their beer.
Light-Up The Night With Santa's Pee Sweater
Did you think Santa peed the same urinal as the rest of us? Come on, give the big bearded guy some more credit. Judging from this ugly Christmas sweater, it seems Santa pees out a string of holiday lights instead. And it's not surprising that something so uncommon would have to be immortalized one way or the other.
Mass-producing Santa's bathroom break on a sweater is certainly one way of immortalizing it. And manufacturers can only get away with productions like this during the festive season. Probably no one would want to be seen in them after the holidays are over.
Poop-Shaped Soap On a Rope
We find it hard to understand the purpose of some gifts. This poop-shaped soap on a rope is one of them. While it doesn't smell like poop and functions very well as a soap, it seems more of a prank than a gift. BigMouth Inc produces the product, and the company is well known for designing outrageous lifestyle products.
We certainly do not want to receive something like that as a holiday gift, but some people won't mind. The product may only be good for making one laugh, and we can't help but wonder whether people feel clean psychologically after using this soap.
Steamy Elf On The Shelf Costume
Usually, the Elf on the Shelf is found on the house's fireplace mantle, and rules are attached to its existence. For example, kids are not allowed to touch the Elf, and they are told that the Elf reports back to Santa about their behavior for the day.
But with the sultry Elf on the shelf costume, we doubt the same rules apply. In fact, the likelihood that the outfit will stay put on the woman's body or be found on the fireplace mantle is extremely low. Nevertheless, we love the costume and are sure it is a great holiday gift for those with significant others.
Jolly AF Pair of Socks
'Tis the season to be jolly! And even if one forgets, these socks are a perfect reminder. There are versions of them where the Jolly AF print is not under the feet but on the sides. And we prefer those versions since the design will be visible even while wearing footwear.
There are usually many people to give gifts to during the holidays, which is why some opt for socks. They are very affordable, so everyone can get a pair. And they will appreciate the thoughtfulness because gifting someone a pair of socks symbolizes an offering of comfort, both in the real sense and figuratively.
Sultry Snowflake Outfit
Prepare to have your heart melted away with this racy snowflake costume. While some will opt for this costume during Halloween, it may be better suited for the holiday season that is accompanied by winter. After all, one can only see a snowflake when it snows, even though only one in a thousand comes in perfect shape.
Snowflakes are actually ice crystals, and recognizing one is easy because they all have six sides. All of them form the same way from water vapor freezing in the air, but the mind-blowing thing is that no two snowflakes are ever the same.
Jaws-Inspired Ugly Christmas Sweater
Well, if we're going to have to jump on the ugly sweater trend for the holidays, we would rather not do it alone. Getting matching holiday outfits is one fun thing about the season, and they are excellent gifts to couples, friends, families, or co-workers. That is because matching outfits lets people know that two or more people are part of a team.
Usually, the more embellishment on the sweater, the uglier it is. So it's safe to say the ones above are as ugly as they get. Their design is based on the Steven Spielberg Academy Award-winning 1975 film "Jaws."
Cheese-Carved Cellphone
You're probably correct if you thought a poop-shaped soap was the weirdest holiday gift ever. Still, we don't see the difference between that and a cell phone made of cheese. It's impossible to make a call with it, browse the internet, or take a selfie. So what's the purpose of this gift?
We're sure not going to get an answer from the manufacturer, the snack brand Whisps, so we might as well go with it. Thankfully this custom 3D cheese carving can last in the fridge for two weeks, and you won't have to eat your holiday gift all at once.
Naughty Toy Turned Safe
An explanation must accompany this gift, so the receiver doesn't get the wrong idea. Naughty toys are nothing to be ashamed of, but they are pretty awkward to present as a gift, especially to someone you're not in a romantic relationship with. But once the secret function is explained, perhaps the holiday gift will be more appreciated.
When burglars enter a house, they quickly think of where valuables can be stored. But no one will expect them to be stored in a lube-covered auto-blow toy for males. The picture above has made the device transparent, but it is not. So the burglars won't know how to find what's inside.
Fine Art Of Woman Yelling At Cat Meme
There is an artist named Ukiyomemes whose work is influenced by pop culture, lore, and memes. This painting is a rendition of a popular meme where a woman screams at a cat, and it is one of his masterpieces. He presented it as a Christmas gift to his wife because she loved the original meme, which is believed to be the first piece in his collection.
While the beauty of art is primarily subjective, we doubt anyone will find this particular piece unappealing. Even if this particular piece isn't your cup of tea, there's a lot more recreated meme art from Ukiyomemes known as "Memes of the Floating World."
Personalized Gifts
Personalized gifts are becoming increasingly popular as time passes. If you want to make someone feel special, gifting them something made specially just for them will do the trick. This personalized gift wrapping also follows that thought, but having one's head on a gingerbread drawing is hilarious.
This gift wrapping may be perfect for people who are full of themselves. They should have no problem seeing their picture on it and may even keep it longer than the gift. We guess that thoughtfulness is what matters the most when giving personalized gifts. It shows that one appreciates the recipients' uniqueness.
Bernie Sanders Tree Ornament
What is this Bernie Sanders tree ornament about during the holidays? Who exactly is the man, to begin with? Sanders is a senior United States senator from Vermont and has held that position since 2007. Most democrats are familiar with him as a party member, but that's not why he became a Christmas tree ornament.
Everything started during the 2021 presidential inauguration, where Sanders had everyone rolling on the floor with laughter because of his outfits amidst the frigid temperatures. So many memes flooded the internet, and now, he has become an ornament for the holiday season. What a way to leave a legacy!
Dog Eyewear
Humans aren't the only ones who love gifts. Pets also love and appreciate the things we get for them. One can see how this dog is excited about his goggles, and contrary to what many believe, it is actually a helpful gift. The American Kennel Club stresses that goggles with UV light protection are beneficial for dogs with certain eye conditions.
But even if there's no eye condition to worry about, these goggles also help protect dogs during some activities. If a person has a friend with a dog they love so much; it's good to consider gifts for both them and their dog.
Musical Box of Toilet Paper Rolls
Toilet paper in a musical box may not be what anyone expects as a holiday gift. But this ordinary household consumable is one of the most practical purchases one can make because everyone uses toilet paper. It would be weird to wrap up toilet paper and present it as a gift, but the music box gives it a bit of a holiday feeling.
Bim Bam Boo must have thought this holiday gift through because so many people love it. They make toilet rolls with pure natural bamboo fiber, which makes the tissue paper very soft. Combined with the musical singing box, everything about this gift is soothing.
Bacon-Scented Holiday Wrapping Paper
We can't comprehend the idea of wanting wrapping paper that smells like bacon, but people are really into it. The hot sizzling smell of bacon in the morning is something people love. So Black Label Bacon has taken that fantastic scent and launched a limited edition holiday wrapping paper with the smell of bacon.
Perhaps that invention is a good thing because people may have otherwise started wrapping up actual bacon to give as a gift, which is impractical and messy. Initially, the wrapping paper was only available to those who registered for a chance to win it, but it's now for sale.
Baby Hand Candles for Mothers
Mothers do a lot of work when they have newborns, and these tiny baby hand gifts are meant for them. They are designed to celebrate mothers making it through the night without any need to get up and feed their little ones. And interestingly, the texture of the candles mimics the texture of an infant's skin.
However, despite how cute the candles are, they are so small that one would require a few to light up a room adequately. What it symbolizes is excellent in itself, but it may be better to find an alternative that doesn't cost up to $25 per piece.
Steamy Grinch Costume
Dr. Seuss was one of the greatest cartoonists and illustrators of the 20th century, and one of the stories he wrote is "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." There have since been a few Christmas movies based on the book, which is why the Grinch character has become a popular Christmas costume worn by even celebrities
But seeing this stunning version of the Grinch makes us confident they won't be stealing Christmas this time. The original Grinch is a mean-spirited and ill-tempered character. However, anyone wearing this costume would likely have their minds on something steamier than how to ruin the festive period.
Flamingo-Sculpted Beverage Tub
Flamingo sculpted or not, a beverage tub is a great gift to receive during the holidays. Still, the fact that this one is sculpted to resemble a flamingo makes it unique and amusing. But as long as it does its work, we have no reason to complain. And at least there's no need for any table or stand with this one.
Whoever made this flamingo beverage tub must have given it much thought. Apart from getting the structure of the flamingo correctly, they also ensured the bird's signature pink color was included in the design. Interestingly, the flamingo's pink color is because of the algae and shrimp-like critters they eat.
Pop Rocks With Cannabis In Them
Now here's a gift that can make the holiday period mellow. Urb Rocks are great as an adult gift to those who love cannabis-infused products. They are just like the famous pop rocks and give the same fizzing and popping sensation in the mouth. Although marijuana is still federally illegal in the united states, hemp-derived products are not.
Since the Urb Rocks are sourced from hemp, there's no illegality with their purchase or consumption. And they are an affordable gift costing about $6. While the cannabis in this product can cause deep relaxation, it could also make one peckish, so it's great to gift them with snacks.
Sh!tShow Fine Wines
Gifting friends, family, or even business partners wine during the holidays is great for many reasons. Besides the health benefits wine provides for the heart, it's also a great gift because it isn't gender-specific. Still, with a wine bottle named "Sh!tshow," one has to be careful to whom one presents it.
But if the year hasn't been that great, for example, 2020, the wine bottle may perfectly reflect how one feels about it. And that's the same year a Pennsylvania winery released this fine wine. The Sh!tshow is a beautiful blend of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot and a fine wine for the times.
A True Crime-Themed Ugly Christmas Sweater
Murder and Christmas aren't the most compatible things, even though some authors and directors may beg to differ. There are some books and movies with plots that center around murders during the festive period. A recent example is the 2022 black comedy film directed by Rob Jon Andrews, titled "A Christmas Murder."
And it's not only movies. Even this ugly Christmas sweater has many embellishments detailing a gruesome murder. At least it looks like the perpetrator ended up in jail, but it doesn't compensate for the fact that this sweater is a weird gift for the holiday season. Maybe true crime buffs will appreciate it better.
Christmas-Themed Cat Cape
Cat experts advise not dressing cats up no matter how cute we think it is because it can stress them. These felines need all their senses to stay sharp and to remain aware of their surroundings. But covering them up with costumes and outfits, especially those that cover their ears or limit their movement, will make them worried.
Wearing those outfits can also change the cat's natural smell, which it will try to regain by overgrooming. We're not telling you not to get any holiday gift for your friend's cat, but instead of a cape, choose a cat bed or automatic litter box instead.
Jigsaw Puzzle of Johnny Rotten
Perhaps nothing is more puzzling than receiving a jigsaw puzzle as a holiday gift. But we imagine only a few people will complain after they see it's a puzzle of Johnny Rotten, the famous lead singer of the English rock band "S*x Pistols." Despite the band's career lasting only two and a half years, they made history and initiated the punk movement in the U.K.
During the short period that the band was together, there were many controversies surrounding them. It's not surprising since the band was associated with a political philosophy that went against all forms of government authority and institutions.
Joints Disguised as Cake Candles
Christmas may seem all about Santa Claus, gifts, and family these days, but it's originally a religious holiday that signifies the birth of Jesus. With that in mind, it makes sense to have Christmas cakes during the holiday; it has been a long tradition since the 16th century.
Although candles are usually placed on birthday cakes, it's not the same for Christmas cakes. But that can be changed with the birthday candle gift that also doubles as a joint. What's the fun in candles that extinguish and become useless? This way, anyone who dabbles in 420 gets the most out of their gift.
Eye Massager Gifts
No one really sees themselves ever needing an eye massager. But if it's presented as a holiday gift, then why not just indulge? The question of whether or not our eyes need to be massaged may have come to mind. And the answer is yes. Although we don't usually think about it, massaging the eyes can help improve blood circulation and relieve stress.
Using an eye massager for 15 minutes daily is believed to help reduce wrinkles, eliminate undereye bags, and reduce facial puffiness. And some of these eye massagers also come with Bluetooth music which can enhance the sedative effect of the device.
Fluffy Hulk Hogan Holiday Slippers
Hulk Hogan is the most famous wrestler in the world and is recognized as one of the greatest of all time. Any fan of his would be elated to receive these customized slippers even though they can't be worn with many outfits. Gifts like these are more of sentimental collections and may do better as decorations.
But the slippers are very comfortable to wear despite having limited use. The exterior is soft and fluffy, while the interior is firm but with a plush foam sole. The holiday slippers cost about $35 on amazon, and one has to be careful where one wears them because they are not water-resistant.
The Deer Pong Game
If you've been playing beer pong for so long that it's already dull, deer pong may be the livelier alternative. This game is very similar to beer pong but differs in some ways. For example, the cups are filled similarly by bouncing or throwing the balls into them. But unlike beer pong, there's no beer in the cup to drink.
Instead, a deer pong offers a talking deer head and some music. The deer head makes some cheeky comments as the game is played, and you can never tell what it will say next. And if the deer head is set to "joke mode," expect to roar with laughter.
Toothbrush That Brushes All The Teeth At Once
It only takes two minutes to brush our teeth, which is the recommended time by the American Dental Association. So we have to wonder why anyone still wants the process to be faster. There's no harm in granting such a lazy person their wish. Just get them this Y-Brush toothbrush that brushes all their teeth at once as a holiday gift.
The Y-Brush works quite differently from a regular brush in that one only needs to place the toothbrush in their mouth for ten seconds to clean all their teeth. It works by cleaning each half of the mouth in five seconds, and that efficiency will cost you about $125!
Meowy Christmas Gift Card
Pranking a friend or loved one has become part of the fun of the holiday season. And many videos on the internet detailing pranks have been and can still be played as part of the celebration. One prank idea is this Meowy Christmas card, which is much more fiendish than it looks.
Although it resembles a regular holiday card, it's far from it. As soon as the recipient opens the envelope, they are greeted by a meowing cat sound which will go on for hours unless the card is destroyed. And the card is also full of glitter that will fall into their laps!
Mobile Phone Neck Pillow
We don't think it's such a chore to hold our mobile devices with our hands while we use them, but it seems to be for some people. This mobile phone pillow is a gift that suits those kinds of people perfectly. However, we can see how it would be very convenient to have such an invention.
BBC reported in 2022 that people spend almost five hours on their mobile devices daily. And there's no doubt that we need our hands for many things throughout the day. This invention makes it possible to remain productive as we keep our phones nearby and stay abreast of whatever is happening there.
Book About Passin' Gas In Class
It would appear the holiday period is a time to learn new skills as well. And since schools would soon be in full swing, it's not awkward to gift a loved one this book to help their kids learn how to pass gas in class correctly. Admittedly, such a skill will surely come in handy.
This story will be a hilarious gift for kids in this generation who have little to no interest in reading traditional Christmas content. As a more contemporary gift, this publication teaches how to deal with flatulence in a classroom, and we're curious about what's in it.
Sniff Relief Mask
We're lucky to have many valuable inventions in our time, including this Sniff Relief mask that alleviates symptoms of sinusitis. Among those symptoms are a runny or congested nose and facial swelling or tenderness. The most common cause is a cold or the flu, but the good news is it can resolve independently.
While we hope our loved ones won't suffer nose congestion, the Sniff Relief mask is still a great gift that would come in handy. After all, more than 30 million people are diagnosed with sinusitis annually in the United States. There's no telling whether a loved one will be one of them.
Holiday Reindeer Hat For Dogs
Can pet owners just make up their minds? Why have a dog and want to dress it up as a reindeer? We guess the costume is less expensive than buying one's own reindeer! But the dog doesn't seem too happy about being made to look like another animal. Most likely, it doesn't just like the idea of wearing any type of costume.
Dogs quickly become stressed when wearing clothing covering their head or body. But due to conditioning, some dogs may not mind wearing clothes. One way to know how a dog feels is by watching how it reacts. If it's biting or trying to shake off the fabric, then it's uncomfortable.
Sleeping Pillow Cube
Generally, pillows can help keep the spine aligned with the neck to promote good posture. But depending on what side of our body we sleep on, we may or may not require one. Those who sleep on their stomachs usually sleep comfortably without a cushion, but those who sleep on their backs or sides typically need one.
That's why this pillow cube is well suited to side sleepers. And considering that sleeping on your side is the best way to sleep, according to science, this pillow cube will be a great holiday gift. And let's not forget that sleeping on our sides makes spooning even easier. Wink.
Ugly Jay and Silent Bob Jesus Christmas Sweater
Show loved ones that at least someone remembers the reason the holiday is being celebrated in the first place with this sweater. Not sure if it's okay to call it an ugly Christmas sweater when it's the face of the Big Guy on it. But it fits the description of ugly sweaters, which makes it great to wear during the festive period.
Jesus lovers can even choose to wear it when the holiday is done. While there's usually much debate about how exactly Jesus looks, most of the proposed images look like this one on the sweater. This version is from Kevin Smith's cult classic films.
Odor-proof Bags for Herbs
A considerable challenge people seem to have during the festive period is dealing with the smell of herbs. Many of them—like oregano, rosemary, and thyme—are usually wafting through the air in the house during this period because of their highly pungent aromas. But sealing them in smell-proof bags can solve this problem.
It may look ordinary, but this is a great gift. Even better than regular Ziploc bags, these smell-proof bags are made from high-grade premium materials that keep them intact for a long time. One can store any herb with a smell inside, even cannabis. And it will be undetectable even by trained dogs.
Shower-proof Eyeglasses
Those with perfect eyesight sometimes fail to understand how blessed they are. Not everyone has perfect vision, and those people need medicated eyewear to correct their defects. Any friend or loved one with a condition like that would already have been prescribed eyewear that they use for day-to-day life. But these unique shower specs will still be valuable to them.
Regular medicated eyeglasses should not be worn in the shower because soap can damage the lens coatings or frame. But these shower specs are made to repel water droplets. So loved ones can finally read shampoo and conditioner ingredients while showering.
IPA Beer Set for the 12 Days of Christmas
In 2021, the Stone Brewing Company produced a 12-pack of IPA (Indian Pale Ale) representing the 12 days of Christmas. This alcoholic invention is a light-colored beer that gained popularity first in England in the 19th century and then during its export to India through the British East India Company.
The unique thing about this brand of beer is that it has more alcohol concentration than other brews. So one can be sure there will be a great buzz during the holiday season. Beer lovers would love to receive this as a gift. It's undoubtedly going to make their holiday memorable.
AC/DC Band-inspired Beer
Many people are turning to craft beer in recent times. These beers are known for their variety and unique flavors. The AC/DC beers are produced by a small brewery inspired by the AC/DC rock band's 2020 album "Power Up." But with alcohol having sedative effects, we doubt there'll be any powering up.
This beer will be a great gift if one has family or friends with a massive interest in heavy metal and hard rock music. That's because the AC/DC rock band indulges in those genres of music. And they are so good that they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2003.
Holiday Edibles
After being illegal in most states for so long, cannabis finally had a breath of fresh air in 2019 when it was legalized in many states. Despite still being federally illegal, state approval has allowed the regulated production and consumption of cannabis products. As a result, edibles like those pictured above are commercially available.
Infused with THC, these edibles provide the euphoria associated with consuming cannabis. And any cannabis enthusiast will be happy to receive them as holiday gifts. Apart from THC, some of these edibles are also infused with CBD, another component of the cannabis plant. CBD continues to be studied for its ability to relieve anxiety and pain.